The 'Green Lantern' Film That Never Made It... Starring Jack Black. WTF!?

We all know that Ryan Reynolds is starring in the upcoming GL movie, but I can't help but react to the fact that comedian Jack Black - yeah, effin' Jack Black - was considered for the role of the intergalactic space cop a couple of years ago. 

I know this is late news (you don't have to tell me) and I apologize because I just happen to read about it a couple of minutes ago. With that said, I've got two words to spit out:

H**y s**t. 

Don't get me wrong, I like Black and some of  his movies like 'School of Rock' and 'Gulliver's Travels' to name a few, but come on...a GL film with him on the lead role? You gotta' be kidding me.

My Kryptonian Name..

is Err Zor.

I don't know what the hell that means, so I decided to do some research to find out the etymology of my kryptonian name. 

Let's take each one and dissect them, starting with the meaning of "Err":


Thinkexist says:

1. To miss intellectual truth; to fall into error; to mistake in judgment or opinion; to be mistaken.

Ok, that's doesn't sound good.

How about "Zor"?

OnlineSlangDictionary says: 

Often used with an expression to enhance it. Frequently used in collaberation with (and originated from) "leet speak" (1337). also -zorness -zors.

Example: Wowzors! (a form of a joyous expression) 

WTF? I didn't know Kryptonians knew "leet speak." Anyway, based on the above information, "Err Zor" literally means: "BIG TIME [insert derogatory/totally insulting word(s) here]". *

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*and to think that I really spent time writing this shit. 

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